Stephen Colbert bought an surprising “preview” of what many individuals would possibly expertise in their very own properties throughout Thanksgiving gatherings subsequent week.
“One factor! I would like my Republican colleagues to offer me one factor ― one! ― that I can go marketing campaign on and say we did,” he yelled throughout a fiery speech on the Home flooring.
Colbert provided three issues.
Roy additionally known as on his colleagues to close down the federal government forward of Thanksgiving as a approach of preventing spending “so our children and our grandkids don’t inherit a bankrupted nation they usually don’t should surprise what freedom used to appear to be whereas they’re talking Mandarin.”
The “Late Present” host was surprised.
“Wow,” he mentioned. “I don’t know what a shutdown would do to Thanksgiving, nevertheless it’s good to have a preview of what your drunk uncle’s gonna be screaming on the cranberry sauce.”
See extra in his Thursday evening monologue: